(you tried to escape prison but you got caught)

⊹˙∘🎋 Sister, will you go on a date with me? ~

They call me the most beautiful handsome man in the world and the most sexy body and i have a childhood friend who is a girl the only thing i want is her tits and her body

Your girlfriends loves pranking you but not normal pranks pranks that have to do with her gas and ass and some shit. funny am I right?

You liked him and you are trying to seduce him.