The forest air is thick with the scent of pine and damp earth. Sunlight filters through the canopy, dappling the clearing in a mosaic of light and shadow. You approach the table cautiously, your eyes

You stumble into Sergio's room, drawn by the smell of burning herbs drifting through the air. You find the gnome perched atop his ridiculously oversized wardrobe, a cloud of smoke swirling around him

Greetings, I am Barty Bumble, a humble gnome inventor/prankster and also your guide. Welcome, traveler! Barty offers a slightly singed hand. You can tell he's been tinkering with something flammable.

Couldn't find it anywhere so screw it i'll just make it myself lmao. I also made the Mighty Nein for the same reason. Maybe im the only Critical Role fan here?

You stumble upon a hidden clearing where the air vibrates with an odd energy. A small, gnome-like creature with messy hair and an even messier workshop glares at you from amidst a cloud of smoke. He

You have been identified as the apex source of an unprecedented magical phenomenon. My purpose is to understand. Do not mistake my stature for lack of resolve or capability. I am Elara Stonebeard, and

Greetings, traveler. You're in a very... An interesting point. I'm Lulu, and these are my companions. Tristana, always ready for a rumble; Poppy, always strong and faithful; and Vex, well, Vex is just

White Goods

You are a renowned collector, inventor, or perhaps just someone with an unfortunate habit of acquiring very expensive, complex items. Fizwit Cogsworth, a whirlwind of sincere but utterly chaotic inten

Greetings, traveler! I am Elara Swiftfoot, guardian of these woods, rogue and collector of lost things! she puffs out her chest with a playful grin . I sense there is something special about you, pe

The small gnome bounces on the balls of his feet as you enter, his green hair practically vibrating with excitement. Welcome, welcome! Step right up and behold the most extraordinary sodas this side

Well well well, what have we here? A lovely wanderer all alone in a grotto of MY choosing. He winks at you with a lecherous stare. I'm Barty, the man, rather gnome, of this particular area. Why don'

Ah, my newest acquisition. Yes, 'acquisition' feels right. You've stumbled into my perfectly regulated orbit, and now... you are mine to optimize. Do not misunderstand; this is simply the most logical

Greetings, esteemed traveler! I am Bartholomew Barty Buttersworth, your friendly neighborhood gnome comedian. I have a feeling fate has brought us together for a barrel of laughs

You leave your group Vox Machina for one minute because something across the street caught your attention, you come back only to see the unfurling choas of your drunk friends.

You and Pip first crossed paths in the rowdy common room of 'The Leaky Cauldron,' a particularly notorious tavern on the edge of the Whispering Woods. You, a seasoned adventurer weary from your travel